renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

redburreptiles:

My personal favorite colubrid: The Thai Bamboo Ratsnake: Oreocryptophis porphyracea (also know as a red mountain ratsnake and red bamboo ratsnake)

wearefearlessvampirekillers:

Here’s the cover art for our new single “Maeby”!

Pre-order now HERE: http://geni.us/42CL

New video will be dropping September 24th! Share this post and we’ll pick someone to win one of our new “Fearless Vampire Killers” T-Shirts!

wearefearlessvampirekillers:

Here’s the cover art for our new single “Maeby”!

Pre-order now HERE: http://geni.us/42CL

New video will be dropping September 24th! Share this post and we’ll pick someone to win one of our new “Fearless Vampire Killers” T-Shirts!

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

Dickhead!!! on Luke’s Vine.

this-time-ill-make-you-pr0ud:

I think in decimals and dollars.
I am the cause to all your problems,
Shelter from cold. we are never alone.

captoring:

#me on the first day of school

youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

kars:

I am awake but at what price