seaworlcl:

open boobs

seaworlcl:

open boobs

theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle
CON: You have to go to a place

theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle

CON: You have to go to a place

brainfried:

there’s a pigeon sitting on my roof and he looks sad im pretty sure its because mcdonald’s ground up his family and friends and used them for Mighty Wings

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

vvorldwideweb:

dont have a conversation with me because 90% of my vocabulary is “oh my god”